Recently a Chennai couple looking to
start their family has placed an online advertisement looking for sperm donors
for artificial insemination but with specific conditions. Before I go into the advertisement
placed by them I would like to touch upon a little background on the artificial
insemination process. Every parent would aspire that their child should be
intelligent and good looking but then nature and genetics take precedence in
this process. If a couple is not able to conceive naturally for any reason then
artificial insemination is the process is undertaken if the couple wishes to
have a child. Mankind has been fascinated by the process of pregnancy and has experimented
extensively to perfect the insemination process so as to bring a bundle of joy
to the childless couples.
But then there have been experiments
by few doctors in this field to conceive a super human being by using sperms or
eggs of the intelligent, brave, handsome and beautiful people living during
those eras. It is well documented that Dr Karl Clauberg and his assistant Johannas
Golbel of Germany, during the Second World War were conducting many experiments
of artificial insemination on the imprisoned Jewish woman so as to perfect the
process so that a untainted Aryan race could be born. This reminds me of the
old joke involving the chat between George Bernard Shaw and Marilyn Monroe,
wherein Marilyn tells that a child between two of them would have her beauty
and GBS’s brains and his response was “what if the child has my beauty and your
brains”. There is no recorded evidence of the child being born by artificial
insemination being progeny even though the donor had been endowed with very
high IQ. It clearly proves that even if you tweak the process, the nature and
genetics would take its course and decide the final characteristic of the child
that is born.
Coming back to the recent online advert,
the conditions imposed by the couple were that “the donor should be an IIT
student, healthy, no bad habits, tall and fair if possible” and the compensation
offered is Rs 20,000.00 which is a lively sum for students in college. This
advertisement has given rise to lots of resentment among the students of IIT
Chennai and also the general public who has come across this bit of news
because of the conditions imposed. Some of
the comments were “This is insane. How can sperm from an IITian make any difference?
Intelligence cannot be measured. You can only identify intelligence in a
person, but one cannot measure intelligence by the institution he comes from,”
said a second year student” & “This advertisement is ridiculous. I think
IIT brand name is taken out of context here. May be genetics do play some role,
but hard work makes a man intelligent. If they were right, Albert Einstein’s
relatives should be the brightest of all in the world. Excellence is mostly
hard work,” another student said.
It is quite surprising that an
educated couple is bench marking only students in IIT to be intelligent, tall, and
fair, for I personally know few IITians who have struggled to complete the
course even though they fared well in the entrance exams. Few Childless couples
wanting to have babies through artificial insemination think that they can
determine the characteristics of their baby by deciding the donor….similar to
ordering the toppings while order the pizza from Pizza hut or Dominos, but then
they have to understand that nature and genetics has a major role in this
matter otherwise I am sure each child in the society may have been a Newton, Einstein, John McEnroe
or a Mohammad Ali
Your take on this bit of news please!!!!
OMG HILARIOUS !
ReplyDeletefirst of all, it's a wonderful post sir, a different topic people never takes, you have presented wonderfully !
Obviously insane, all IIT students are not the best in the world and funny thing is i dono how to react to this advertisement...
SHAME i must call it,..
DEEPAK
Thanks Deepak for your comments and yes the advertisement caught my imagination too...May be if a similar advert has been issued few decades back while i was a student i might have volunteered to donate for the sake of the princely sum offered. Lolzzz.
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